The Daily Puppy

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

THREE LADIES IN A SAUNA

THREE Ladies in a Sauna




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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE *SITTING NAKED IN A

SAUNA.*

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN** **PRESSED HER FOREARM

AND THE** **BEEP STOPPED.*

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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY** **PAGER,' SHE SAID.

I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.*

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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM *

*TO HER EAR.** *

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WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE** **PHONE..

I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'*

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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE,** **SHE DECIDED

SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT** **OF THE

SAUNA AND *

*WENT TO** **THE BATHROOM..*

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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER** **REAR END.*

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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.*

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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID..........*

*WELL, WILL YOU LOOK** **AT THAT.......*

*I'M GETTING A** **FAX!!*

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